Great News, Mr. Oscarson, The Psychiatr

Great News, Mr. Oscarson, The Psychiatrist Reported. "After Eighteen Months Of Therapy, I Can Pronounce You Finally And Completely Cured Of Your Kleptomania. Youll Never Be Trapped By The Desire To Steal Again. ""Gee, Thats Great, Doc, " The Patient Replied. "And Just To Prove It, I Want You To Stop By Sears On The Way Home And Walk The Length Of The Store. Youll See - Youll Feel No Temptation To Shoplift Whatsoever. ""Oh, Doctor, Whatever Can I Do To Thank You? ""Well, " Suggested The Psychiatrist, "If You Do Have A Relapse, I Could Use A New Microwave. "