Mental Health Jokes

When They Arrived At The Therapists Offi

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When They Arrived At The Therapists Office, The Therapist Jumped Right In And Opened The Floor For Discussion. "What Seems To Be The Problem? " Immediately, The Husband Held His Long Face Down Without Anything To Say. On The Other Hand, The Wife Began Talking 90 Miles And Hour Describing All The Wrongs Within Their Marriage. After 5 - - 10 - - 15 Minutes Of Listening To The Wife, The Therapist Went Over To Her, Picked Her Up By Her Shoulders, Kissed Her Passionately For Several Minutes, And Sat Her Back Down. Afterwards, The Wife Sat There - Speechless. He Looked Over At The Husband Who Was Staring In Disbelief At What Had Happened. The Therapist Spoke To The Husband, "Your Wife Needs That At Least Twice A Week!" The Husband Scratched His Head And Replied, "I Can Have Her Here On Tuesdays And Thursdays. "

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When The New Patient Was Settled Comfort

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When The New Patient Was Settled Comfortably On The Couch, The Physiatrist Began His Therapy Session, "Im Not Aware Of Your Problem, " The Doctor Said. "So Perhaps, You Should Start At The Very Beginning. ""Of Course. " Replied The Patient. "In The Beginning, I Created The Heavens And The Earth. . . "

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