The Couple Was Dining Out When The Wife

The Couple Was Dining Out When The Wife Noticed A Familiar Face At The Bar. "Elliot, " She Said, Pointing "Do You See That Man Downing Bourbon At The Bar? "The Husband Looked Over And Nodded. "Well, " The Woman Continued, "Hes Been Drinking Like That For 10 Years, Ever Since I Jilted Him!"The Husband Returned To His Meal. "Nonsense, " He Said, "Even Thats Not Worth So Much Celebrating!"